Talking Bacteria John, John & John Entertainment App Review (iOS, Free)


Languages: Chinese, English, Japanese, Korean

Seller: Out Fit 7 Ltd.

- Fixed startup crash

Customer Ratings

Current Version:
8516 Ratings
All Versions:
24958 Ratings


iOS 7 users must allow microphone access or Talking Bacteria John, John & John will not be able to hear you and talk back.

Talking Bacteria repeat your words in a choir. You can tickle them to make them laugh or poke them to get rid of the infestation.

Feed them donuts to make them procreate or give them an aspirin to remove them. Inject a syringe to make them go crazy with laughter.

Record your own videos of the Bacteria and save them to your library (MMS), share them on YouTube & Facebook or send them by email.

*** HOW TO PLAY ***
- Talk to the Bacteria and they will repeat in a choir
- Tickle them to make them laugh
- Poke them to get rid of them
- Feed them donuts to make them procreate
- Inject a syringe to make them go crazy
- Give them an aspirin to remove the infestation
- Record videos, save them to your library (MMS), upload them to YouTube & Facebook or send them by email.

Talking Bacteria John, John & John are the eighth character in the Talking Friends series.

- iPod Touch 1st, 2nd & 3rd generation owners: Your earphones must have a microphone otherwise the Bacteria won't be able to hear you!

Customer Reviews

  • Ummm...

    by Tanner goshorn

    It's weird but fun at the same time! It is also VERY funny when you do the shot!!!

  • Bacteria talking john

    by Ashanti Thompson

    It is the coolest game ever

  • This game is awesome!

    by Teen Titanz GO!

    This game is hilarious even my brother has the app! I think you should put this game out there! I think it is funny how he eats doughnuts and you use the shot that makes them start laughing like crazy!!!!!

  • Haha!

    by WilmaDay

    This is a funny app. Lol.

  • (R)andy

    by Andy Farish

    Pretty good for kid and adults

  • Sad

    by Pepperinc

    I loved this on my old phone. But on this one I accidentally didn't grant microphone access. Does anyone know how I can fix this so the little guys can hear me???

  • Ninja

    by Bearsfan41218

    I love this game

  • Love it

    by Candycat30009

    This is a great game ;-)

  • Infection fun

    by Angelica1264ded

    It is so cool it made me feel worse( not really)

  • Lots of fun!

    by KimiGS

    Ha ha ha ha! Lots of fun laughs with this one!

  • I love it!

    by Cannonball 78

    It is a very nice game i like it when you use the shot and their laughter is very funny

  • Great

    by Mom2dusty

    I like the app the thing is I want to do more things with the johns add more icons plz

  • Lol

    by Dance8918

    Very funny but doesn't have a lot of choices like it only has shot,donut,and a nail. Could be disturbing but is awesome. Lov it!!!!!

  • Full of fun!

    by SqueakieTheFox

    Really funny app :)

  • So cute!!

    by Liveyourfantasy

    I love this! They're so adorable!

  • One of the cutest things I've ever seen!!

    by A.B.L. 14

    So cute! However, I think that there should be mini games you can do with bacteria!! Only it crashes a lot.

  • Glitch like crazy

    by The fun day

    Won't stop glitching every time I turn it on. Not fun if I can't play it

  • Thats so cool thanks for making it :)

    by Brendanb51

    I like talking friend apps

  • Talking bacteria John and John John

    by NchantedGina

    Fun talking app line talking Tom!! Lol

  • Tots awesome


    I actually like this more than all of the other talking animal apps!

  • Like if it is true

    by Like if it true

    This is a dum app u have to have mic for it to make them to laugh and when they eat a Donut they are gone

  • Not recommended

    by pandalover0803

    It kept on freezing up and it didn't do very much so I wouldn't recommend it

  • 0-0

    by Warriwor

    This app kind of scares me

  • Oh, Johnny

    by Fezenclop

    This thing is WAY too addictive.

  • Go John go

    by Gj dj

    Omg I just love this game and I could also share funny videos with my friends

  • Ok for a sec

    by Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzxxzzzxzzcusjgf

    Freezes on me when i talk

  • I like this app

    by Lianne Taylor

    Cause I'm black

  • Talking john

    by Revenges21


  • Hilarious

    by GirlyGirl

    It's so funny! I love to give them donuts

  • Talking John

    by CMT04

    Talking John,is halarious!!!!I think it is awsome!!!!!!!:):)

  • Cool app

    by Squirrely48

    Great to play

  • Really creepy

    by Nadkim

    This game is really creeping me out (especialy their laugh!: I )

  • Adder

    by Bantae

    It's ok,but Sort of not really fun. It's not like any of the other talking animal games

  • Amazing App!!!!!

    by Sosuperawesome

    This is an amazing new app! The bacteria repeat whatever you say and talk in cute, funny voices. I would definitely recommend this app to other users who are not sure whether to buy this app or not. This has become one of my new favorites. Although, the app sometimes gets a little bit annoying when my kids play for a while, but besides that, I love everything about it. This is the best decision you can make: BUYING THIS APP!!!!!!!!!

  • Ha ha ha

    by Tank 88

    These lil' dudes are funny!

  • Talking etc.

    by LesMGM

    Fun app, I can play with it for hours but I have to play it when my daughter is not home 'cause she wants to ply it too! :=p. In other words it rocks!!!!

  • Big BKs Finest

    by Big BKs Finest

    Why still no iPhone 5 support?


    by Kat<3 kisses

    BEST THING EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Wow noooooo

    by Tumy5

    I love this app my whole family's laghuing haha so funny

  • Get this game if you like

    by Jack2010 pmv



    by Road warrior 24



    by Sweet MnM

    Johns voice is clearly computer

  • Bacteria

    by ⭐Yoshi Rocky 10⭐

    A fun way 2 play!

  • Awsome

    by 

    It's good but change the laughing part

  • Funny

    by Big zombie master

    Very cool and funny

  • Horrible

    by The Green Jelly Bean

    I played it and I deleted it right away it only has 3 things you can do and it is really boring

  • Keeps my toddler from juggling machetes

    by Kkarsner

    Balances my checkbook, does my taxes, cuts the grass, and reduces cellulite.

  • Funny

    by hubbardhubb1

    It's funny.... Made for a good laugh!

  • John hater

    by Farting in your face

    I don't like it it is lame there's nearly four things you can do

  • Awesome



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