iInsult - How To Make Enemies and Alienate People Entertainment App Review (iOS, $0.99)

  • Category: Entertainment
  • Publisher: DMBC
  • Updated: Mar, 09 2009
  • Version: 1.0
  • Size: 914.78 KB

Languages: English

Seller: Roger Lichfield

Customer Ratings

Current Version:
484 Ratings
All Versions:
484 Ratings


iInsult contains 4,000+ Insults! Plenty of Ammo to Make Enemies and Alienate People!

App Features:
-BookMark Your Favorite Insults!
-Can be accessed completely offline (no internet required)
-Global Search
-Search With Highlight

-Sample of Insults-

- He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
- Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?
- I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment
when you came along.
- Actually, I never liked Dylan's kind of music before; I always thought he
sounded just like Yogi Bear.
- Here lies my wife: here let her lie !
- Now she's at rest and so am I
- If people don't sit at Chaplin's feet, he goes out and stands where they are
- He emits an air of overwhelming vanity combined with some unspecific
nastiness, like a black widow spider in heat. But nobody seems to notice. He
could be reciting 'Fox's Book of Martyrs' in Finnish and these people would
be rolling out of their seats. -
- The biggest no-talent I ever worked with.
- The stupid person's idea of a clever person.
- It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse
than anyone else has dared to do it before."
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not
for your parents.
- If you don't want to give people a bad name, you will have your children
- Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.
- Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.
- I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!!
- I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
- They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have
been better than none.
- You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.
- People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have
- You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.
- I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more!
- If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would
be genocide!
- Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best
friend you can get.
- I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against
thousands of others?
- Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old
before you learned how to wave goodbye.
- People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect,

Customer Reviews

  • I got it when it was free!

    by Lakeylove

    Cool some really don't make sense for a kid (exept the dirty ones LOL hehehe) but if u to to y they have dirty and clean insults that I looooove! Five star

  • Awesome

    by I love kelsey jacobs;)

    I got it when it was free

  • Some good ones

    by cheyanne140

    It has some really good and funny insults. Ive done some on my friends and they started laughing their heads off!! Get it now while its free!!!

  • Needs option 2 email insults

    by Djsivdjdudncjsj h

    People who rated this bad did not spend enough time wit app. Go 2 # 1 section.

  • Some Great Insults

    by soljer4life

    This app has some of the best insults I have heard in a long while, but it needs a feature to add insults to it, then it will get the full 5 stars.

  • Awesome

    by Shniggle

    Great job! Lots of insults for a good price.

  • This app is brillant!


    It's sooo funny!! I have one for you though. It looks like you fell out of the ugly tree and all the branches hit you in the face on the way down! A definite buy. Its free for now!!! Get it now! 

  • LOL

    by Odieluver12

    Omg I love this app! It's so funny!! I love the one that says "he's not stupid; he's possesed by a retarded ghost" LOL!!


    by ilan354

    OMG this is the worst app ever it is a waste of money and the insults are terrible!

  • View More


Top Entertainment Apps

Loading More Awesome Apps...