All Quotes is a collection of hilarious quotes and funny one liners from famous comedians.
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”- Robin Williams
“Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework” - Bill Cosby
"By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it." - George Burns