A baby seal walks into a bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "Anything but a Canadian Club," replies the seal.
A baseball walks into a bar, and the bartender throws him out.
A bear walked into a bar and says, "I'll have a beer......and some of those peanuts." The bartender says, "Why the big pause?"
A book walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Please, no stories!"
A brain walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer. The bartender says, "I'm not serving you, you're out of your skull!"
A Canadian guy walks into a bar. On the stool next to him is some footwear. He says to the bartender, "What's this, a boot?"
A carton of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender says to them, "We don't serve your kind in here." The yogurt cartons says, "Why not? I'm cultured."
A corn stalk walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wanna hear a good joke?" The corn stalk says, "I'm all ears!"
A default Sans Serif font walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve your type here!"
A dog with his leg wrapped in bandages hobbles into a bar and announces, "I'm lookin' fer the man that shot my paw."
A dyslexic guy walks into a bra.
A giraffe walks into a bar and says, "High balls are on me!"
A giraffe walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Do you want a long neck?" The giraffe says, "Do I have a choice?"
A giraffe walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
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Add: Chat with strangers who are using this app too. Improved chat experience.
Add: Appwall that you can load more excellent free apps.
Add: You can answer others questions and ask questions too.
The jokes in this app are absolutely terrible. Not one laugh out of me. Deleted this instantly.